Alright, woman. This is your blog speaking!
Yeah, that's right. Your blog is speaking to you. You, the woman who used to visit me almost daily has now abandoned me in favor of a small, wiggly thing that burps a lot. I know he's cute and everything (seriously, did you see that face he just made?!) but I need some bloggity love over here, ma'am!
What do you mean you need a nap? No naps! Okay, so you only got three hours the night before...you can function on that, right?
I'll take that hand gesture as a no.
Don't be mad at me. What I'm really tryin' to say is...I miss you. We don't blog like we used to, but I understand. Life happens and, hey, if your life ain't hap'nin you have nada to blog about. So I'll leave you alone for now. I'm here whenever you need to type...